Congrats to the Giants on their World Series victory. Let's look back at the year on the diamond for all 30 teams, in regular season win total order, through traditional Japanese verse:
ANGELS
Trout league's best player?
Shoemaker pleasant surprise
Yet steamrolled by Royals
ORIOLES
Stoic Showalter
Lost Manny, Matt, Chris but still
Ran away with East
NATIONALS
Fateful decision
In playoffs shouldn't dampen
League's best rotation
DODGERS
The Bison is back
But Clayton couldn't kill Cards
Donnie gets last chance?
CARDINALS
Death of Taveras
Casts pall on terrific year
Still class of Central
TIGERS
Flammable bullpen
Undermined starting pitching
Now replace V-Mart
ROYALS
Who needs walks, homers?
An "abundance" of bunting
Outfield defense ... whoa!
ATHLETICS
Cespedes got dealt
Team's offense dried up with it
Beane's "stuff" didn’t work
GIANTS
Three titles -- five years
Bumgarner otherworldly
Can they keep Panda?
PIRATES
Burning Cole last game
Trying for division tie
Might have cost Play-In
MARINERS
Cano did his thing
Felix, Hisashi duo
Not quite good enough
INDIANS
Kluber conquered all
But rest of staff slogged through year
Michael Brantley ... star!
YANKEES
Jeter’s farewell tour
Now A-Rod longest-tenured
Not your dad's Yankees
BLUE JAYS
All five starters had
Double-digit wins, but four
Had ten-plus losses
BREWERS
Led till late August
Won nine all of September
Lucroy's framing tops
BRAVES
Shutout 16 times
NL's next to last runs scored
Let's just watch Kimbrel
METS
DeGrom great story
Wheeler looked good, stayed healthy
Harvey's back, Big 3!
PADRES
Last in all slash stats
No-hit by Timmy ... again
Front office rebuilt
MARLINS
Stayed competitive
Despite losing Fernandez
Can they sign Stanton?
RAYS
Friedman, Maddon gone
Price dealt for cheaper prospects
Has their window closed?
REDS
Votto hardly seen
But Mesoraco burst out
Cueto stayed healthy
WHITE SOX
Abreu? Real deal
Chris Sale's elbow still attached?
Thank you, Konerko!
CUBS
Top prospects galore
Renteria won't see them
Maddon works magic?
PHILLIES
Vets went untraded
Amaro kept job somehow
Get used to last place
RED SOX
Bradley, Bogaerts ... meh
Buckholz saw ERA triple
Lester will be missed
ASTROS
Altuve a star
If only they could have signed
1st rounder Aiken
TWINS
Hughes K'd 1-8-6
Is that allowed on their staff?
Mauer's bat slumping
RANGERS
Pro-Obamacare
Given multitude of hurts
Washington bowed out
ROCKIES
League-worst ERA
Tulo missed 70 games
Fast start, then crash, burn
DIAMONDBACKS
Gibson, Towers done
Can Hale, Stewart make team rise
Like a phoenix? Eh!
Diane Firstman runs the Value Over Replacement Grit blog and is a regular contributor to the SweetSpot blog.