You might recall last week when musician Jack White took in a Chicago Cubs game and looked, um, unhappy.
Well, his tour of baseball sadness continued Tuesday in Detroit, where White was invited to throw out the first pitch before the White Sox-Tigers game. Naturally, he seemed as melancholy as ever when he stepped up ...
And threw ...
And this is him before he -- wait. What is that? A SMILE?!
What in the world could White possibly be happy about? Is it because Detroit is White's hometown? Or might it be, perhaps, because he threw the pitch to Santa Claus?
The glee didn't end there, though. Tigers mascot PAWS managed to snag a selfie with St. Nick and White in the tunnel, and:
We're just never going to get used to Happy Jack White.