Still struggling to finish all that Easter candy? It's OK. We know you're not Matt Stonie, Major League Eating's
second-ranked competitor who once
downed four Chipotle burritos in three minutes.
To celebrate the holiday this year, Stonie consumed 100 Peeps in 130 seconds:
Again, we know you're not Matt Stonie. Please don't try this yourself. Please. Don't.